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What if Ducks could Hunt ?

A TRIP TO THE VET

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic.

As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope placing it on the dog's chest. But, after a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What ?" screamed the man. "How can you tell ?"  You haven't done any testing on him or anything.  "I want another opinion."

With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The retriever went right to work, but after a considerable amount of sniffing, sadly shook his head and said "WOOF!" The vet then took the lab out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also thoroughly checked out the dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said "MEOW." He then jumped off the table and ran out.

The vet handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600 !just to tell me my dog is dead ?"  This is outrageous !"

The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, the charge would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the Cat Scan, it gets rather expensive..."            (Courtesy-Mary Morris)

These Clips Courtesy of Bob Lamia (Big Pine, CA)